tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post7428336153589447180..comments2024-03-28T23:36:43.496-07:00Comments on Revit OpEd: Off Topic - Unhelpful Help and the Cheeky DevilStevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14230364057800484763noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post-52460588640632242602010-03-01T10:58:12.222-08:002010-03-01T10:58:12.222-08:00This reminds me of the stories on the last page of...This reminds me of the stories on the last page of Fine Homebuilding. I think AEC Edge could happily take a shot of that.<br /><br />Steve, any chance you are also the guy who mythically contacted Dell tech support because his drink holder was broken? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post-9491020814631664212010-02-28T22:10:05.754-08:002010-02-28T22:10:05.754-08:00Now I know why my Revit 2010 install failed. I onl...Now I know why my Revit 2010 install failed. I only have 1 gb of ram.Architecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12563556462453127812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post-91976871413459120912010-02-27T18:22:33.983-08:002010-02-27T18:22:33.983-08:00Sure! Just send any details and/or large cash adva...Sure! Just send any details and/or large cash advances to matt@stachoni.comMatt Stachonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04497890021333124268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post-7655901093079146462010-02-26T03:32:41.308-08:002010-02-26T03:32:41.308-08:00That's way better than mine!! Can I interest y...That's way better than mine!! Can I interest you in writing something for AUGI | AEC EDGE?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14230364057800484763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post-89254018816645812662010-02-25T20:46:25.545-08:002010-02-25T20:46:25.545-08:00Hah! I don't send in CERs too often, but I alw...Hah! I don't send in CERs too often, but I always try to make the person's day who has to read it:<br /><br /><br />And there I was... alone in the office, working late into the night to finish up my set of permitting documents for tomorrow's fateful meeting.<br /><br /><br />You see, there's a coquettish young assistant to the permit official who recently caught my eye. <br /><br />Upon meeting Maggie, I was drawn to both her professional demeanor and sultry ways. We discussed my latest proposals for the new children's playground, dancing around the mundane code issues - the 18" clearances around the swing sets, the macadam under the jungle gym, the underground sprinkler system in the lawn darts field.<br /><br />One thing led to another, and we soon drifted into coy chit-chat about our daily lives. Me, an architect in training, and her, the daughter of a local baker.<br /> <br />I knew I needed to impress her with my latest creative genius plans if there was to be a future for us. That is where you, dear Autodesk, and I now come to blows.<br /><br />You see, my creation was a 230MB Revit model par excellence. All geometry met cleanly in a holistic union of design idealism. Schedules were painstakingly manicured, filtered, sorted, and tallied. Constraints were elegantly resolved. Zero warnings. Absolutely no AutoCAD files to sully my reputation as a BIM master bar none.<br /><br />Then... Tonight, as I was wrapping up the latest revisions, I could sense something was about to go wrong. Fate was in the air. The computer's hard drive started thrashing about. Video performance was beginning to wane, as model rotations became erratic. Finally, in return for all of my efforts, Revit had plainly given up the ghost. I was unceremoniously presented with my desktop. <br /><br />My choice of equipment is state of the art: a Pentium 4 2.4Ghz graphics workstation, with 2 (YES! TWO!) whole Gigabytes of stupidly expensive RDRAM to handle the most complex models, furnished with the finest Intel graphics solution available, and equipped with the latest and best CD-ROM technology money can buy - by which I can actually PLAY MUSIC ON MY COMPUTER. While DOING OTHER THINGS!<br /><br />With all of this raw horsepower, Revit still failed to perform to my satisfaction. It was clear that my plans would not be ready in time, and my chances of kindling the desires of Maggie were to be dashed against the rocks of forbidden love.<br /><br />And for that, I curse you, Autodesk.Matt Stachonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04497890021333124268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post-4312920436286209952010-02-25T09:49:33.493-08:002010-02-25T09:49:33.493-08:00Hi Steve,
Nobody came to me your report yet. ;) ...Hi Steve,<br /><br />Nobody came to me your report yet. ;) I do want to say thanks for submitting the report.:) You may not be suprised, but the details section of a CER often does help us to clarify what was happening at the time of the crash. It's also important to know that we may not respond to your specific crash report. We get a lot of crash reports for all the products and they are handled by a system that classifies the problems so that they can be worked on. We do read through the details to find trends, steps to reproduce the problem, anything that will help. Submitting crash reports is a good way to communicate that you have crashed to Autodesk and including your email adress in the report is the only way we can find out if a report is for you. If you do have a crash you need looked at, don't hesitate to contact Product Support or your reseller, we are here to help! Include the email address you submitted the reports with so that we can lookup your reports and work to track down the problem. <br /><br />Take Care,Harlan Brummhttp://revitclinic.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post-24032992410081208182010-02-25T09:05:40.223-08:002010-02-25T09:05:40.223-08:00I can verify the comments are read. Some are eloq...I can verify the comments are read. Some are eloquent and generate great empathy. Some are very funny. A fair amount of F bombs (in every language). If they could be published in a book without breaking privacy it would make a great read.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00005843450450552925noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9240097.post-52059075133046684452010-02-25T04:23:33.291-08:002010-02-25T04:23:33.291-08:00Hmmmmm, I never considered all of those reports as...Hmmmmm, I never considered all of those reports as a potential outlet for my sarcasm.....<br /><br />Thanks Steve!!!<br /><br />;PErikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05930332092459194929noreply@blogger.com